Go Go Gadget Shark Protection! This another definitely whacky invention but you have to give whoever applied for and received this patent props. I mean, they spent money to defend and renew such a ridiculously never going to be profitable idea.
The Shark Protector suit is like a full body wet suit with spikes. Obviously, such an invention would stop any shark from clamping down on the wearer. Duh…
From the patent…
“The Shark protection suit of the invention, which includes an attached helmet portion, has the unexpected advatage that a shark is unable to clamp its jaws around any part of the wearer since the multiplicity of spikes extending outwardly from the suit prevent the shark from closing its mouth should it try to attack a wearer of the suit and helmet of the inventions.”
No foolin. Check it out 4833729.